It’s been ages since you and your wife went back to your hometown of Philadelphia , Pennsylvania .
Your 10 year old twin boys have never been to the town that you and your wife were born and raised in .
This doesn’t mean that you can’t show them what it means to be all about Philadelphia , though .
It’s too late for baseball season , so you all can’t go to Citizens Bank Park for a Phillies baseball game .
The twins are going to miss seeing in person one of the best mascots in the league , the Phillie Phanatic .
Speaking of phanatic , you mean , fanatic , that’s what you and your wife are when it comes to two of the teams in your city .
You know , you can take the boys and girls out of Philadelphia , but you can’t take the Philadelphia out of the boys and girls .
You didn’t , however , tell the twins about the time their mild mannered mother dumped her beer over some Dallas Cowboys fan who had the NERVE to talk about your Philadelphia Eagles football team at a game in PHILADELPHIA , no less .
The twins are going to break out the Charles Barkley and Allen Iverson Philadelphia 76ers basketball jerseys for the basketball game that you all are going to .
The twins are going ” new school ” and wearing jerseys from one of the current members of the team .
You both want the boys to have a real Philadelphia Cheesesteak just like you and your wife did .
You aren’t going to take them to Genos or Pat’ s – King of the Cheesesteaks for a Cheesesteak .
Tourists all go there , because that’s where the guidebooks tell them to go .
You want the boys to do the Philadelphia things that you and your wife did as kids , like hanging out around Penn’ s Landing .
They’re going to have Philadelphia Chicken Cheesesteak .
The kids didn’t know that there was such a sandwich .
Being the good Philadelphia kids that you and your wife are , you’ve got to educate them on all things Philadelphia .
You’re definitely doing a Philadelphia Eagles football game , also .
As none of you are interested in hockey , there’s going to be no orange and black Philadelphia Flyers hockey stuff on your trip .
You want the boys to see Lincoln Financial Field , home of the Eagles and the Wells Fargo Center , home of the 76ers .
They’ll get to see Citizens Bank Park , even if baseball season is over .
It’s right across the street from the other two arenas .
The boys will be taking their first subway ride in Philadelphia .
You and your wife can’t wait to see their reaction .
You’ve answered the first question of where are we going to go on our 30 Plus Teams Tour , but your coworkers had another question that you didn’t really know how to answer without sounding really rude .
” You’re going to Philadelphia for WHAT reason again ? ! “