It’s the beginning of the summer and all of you are so excited to do that 30 Plus Teams Tour of Atlanta and Toronto to see some Braves or Blue Jays baseball.
You’ve waited so long for this and you’re going to take a plane rather than a bus or a train.
Or at least you thought you were.
One of you decided that it would be really funny to talk about that bomb that was in your carry-on or that you hoped that the TSA agent didn’t mistake you for a terrorist because of the hijab that you were wearing.
ARE YOU FOR REAL RIGHT NOW, PEOPLE?!
Even if you’re a comedian by night or a comedian wannabe, there are some things that you don’t joke about when you’re at the airport.
Don’t use the words hijack, terrorist, or explosion among others.
Please use some common sense here, okay?
Don’t say that you have weapons of mass destruction in your suitcase when you really don’t.
It’s not funny at all and the airport will have to be evacuated because of your pathetic attempt to be funny.
WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU THINKING?!
Don’t you want to spend time watching the action at Marlins Park in Miami, rather than watching the action from a jail cell in Chicago?
That’s just what’s going to happen if you”joke” like that at the airport.
Don’t do that to yourself or your friends who were so excited to be starting their own 30 Plus Teams Tour, not to mention the other travelers that you’ve inconvenienced by your actions.
Don’t ruin your trip and everyone else’s.
Keep your mouth shut and save the”jokes” for the comedy club.